"Right, best friend," she said winking at her "Well make sure you tell me if he does anything you don't like ok dear, you're a lovely girl and you deserve to be treated as such." "Mother, I know what you're doing here, please stop."
Sam grinned at him "Exactly, you and I never talk. Why don't we fix that, we're both handsome, we're both charming, we're both called Sam, how are we not partners in crime yet. Here have another shot."
"Oh thank god... Wait what... Ok mum I have to go make sure they don't do anything stupid." "Aw, that's right you look after that girl, and Sam as well, we both know what he's like. Call me later ok." "I will mum, bye." He ended the call and ran out after Maria."
"No, no, shhh" she said, putting her finger on Marv's lips. "we know better. This Sam is a slut" she said, staring at Marvin's lips, contemplating a new strategy. She just suddenly pulled him down for a kiss, an actually very good kiss for a drunk person.
"I really shouldn't you know? When I get drunk I am so so..." He said leaving the sentence incomplete "And I don't think you are exactly handsome, for sure you are cute, like veeery cute but not exactly handsome"
"How... You're... And I'm... What? Marvin was having trouble putting his words together, but the gist of it was some like 'But you're you and I'm me, as much as I may or may not have enjoyed that, there's no way you'd have done that sober.' But he didn't say that, instead he managed "Why here, why now?"